Archive for 1/18/2003

What has the world come to?

I was looking on ebay for an ICQ #, when I came across 5 AOL cd’s. I can’t believe anyone would pay $ for AOL cd’s but then people sell all kinds of crazy stuff on ebay, including snow, Grandma, kids, and even their virginity.

34 BELOW ZERO IN NEW YORK CITY

Drudge:

34 BELOW ZERO IN NEW YORK
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MIAMI SETS RECORD COLD

What happened to global warming? Ah, that’s right, this cold front is part of an ecosytem too complex for supercomputers to understand. Oh well, let’s destory industrial civilization anyway so none of us will live long enought to worry about the long term.