January 18th, 2003
34 BELOW ZERO IN NEW
34 BELOW ZERO IN NEW YORK
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MIAMI SETS RECORD COLD
What happened to global warming? Ah, that’s right, this cold front is part of an ecosytem too complex for supercomputers to understand. Oh well, let’s destory industrial civilization anyway so none of us will live long enought to worry about the long term.