judge raps out dismissal…
Here is the actual ruling handed down by a judge in the Eminem defamation case, quoted verbatim:
Mr Bailey complains that his rap is trash,/ so he’s seeking compensation in the form of cash./ Bailey thinks he’s entitled to some monetary gain,/ because Eminem used his name in vain./ The lyrics are stories no one would take as fact,/ they’re an exaggeration of a childish act./ It is therefore this court’s ultimate position,/ that Eminem is entitled to summary disposition.