Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggy' until you can find a rock.-- Will Rogers

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.-- Will Rogers

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.-- Will Rogers

When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if ....they learn their lesson-- Will Rogers

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it ....up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep ....your mouth shut.-- Will Rogers