I was pleased to find this press release floating around the blogosphere:
Weare, New Hampshire – Developer Logan Darrow Clements filed papers with the Weare, New Hampshire code enforcement officer to get the ball rolling on a hotel project on property owned by Justice David Souter of the United States Supreme Court.
Souter voted in favor of [...]
A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless – they weren’t having sex
...”We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the [...]
Slashdot: Starting on May 11, and for a duration of three months, you’ll be able to go to a virtual church…This experiment is launched by a Christian website, Ship of Fools, and will be named Church of Fools. Even with such a foolish name, the virtual church project has been approved by the church hierarchy.
Appropriate, [...]
Palestinian terrorists tried to recruit a 15-year-old as a suicide bomber, at one point locking him in a dark room, but also luring him with clothes, a cell phone and promises of paradise, his family said Tuesday.
I get how a Muslim kid would be desperate for 72 virgins and booze, but whom does he plan [...]
Alisa Veijo, California City officials were so concerned about the potentially dangerous properties of dihydrogen monoxide that they considered banning foam cups after they learned the chemical was used in their production.
Then they learned, to their chagrin, that dihydrogen monoxide – H2O for short – is the scientific term for water.
Ever wonder what would happen if you used handwashing detergent in place of dishwashing detergent?
Email from BARMAN@microsoft.com:Dear Valued User.
At 0 : 12 Eastern Time on Thursday-January 29, 2004,
Microsoft started investigating reports of a variant of a new virus “Mydoom”, known as Mydoom.A.
This worm reportedly stops access to some websites, including our Microsoft.com websites. The worm is noticed to entice electronic mail recipients into opening a message with [...]
‘We know that Mr. Bush has committed himself to the mafia … to assassinate me,’’ the Cuban president said, using the term commonly employed here to describe anti-Castro Cuban Americans.
Castro’s comments came at the end of a 5 hour speech that began Thursday night and continued into early Friday at the closing of a [...]
With a proposed annual budget of $756 billion, the Department of Deficit Obliteration will study ways to eliminate the gap between federal revenues and expenditures without any real cuts in spending that might cause discomfort for potential voters.
Check out this email I just got:
Please I need urgent assistance and advice.
My name is Jume Hasa Hussein. I am daughter of Sadam Hussein, former ruler of Iraq Islamic Republic now in captivity. I was a student of Environmetal Microbiology at Islamic University Al-Athmia before the United Nations weapons inspectors arrived Iraq and subsequent outbreak [...]
This is one of the reaons I want a parrot: “inner thoughts of Britain’s wartime leader Winston Churchill live on, thanks to the foul mouth of his 104-year-old parrot who lives at a garden centre in southeast England.” Also check out JJ’s take on it.
A leading physicist claims to have figured out why the U.S. Postal Service loses a lot of mail and delivers most of the rest late—post offices are “architectural anomalies” that cause time warps, wreaking havoc with letters, packages, sorting machines . . . and sometimes even mail carriers themselves.
While the Post Office is indeed stuck [...]
Federal officials who recently reported that over 140 million Americans are fat are now saying that at least that many are ugly. And the solution they’re proposing is a law that would encourage or even require “facially challenged” citizens to cover up with masks, Weekly World News has learned.
But the news isn’t all bad. According [...]
Mmmm, naked sushi. Eating sushing and eating..err, uh enjoying the company of women—two of my favorite activities—combined!
If you’re like I was a year ago, you’re in trouble with money. You have bad credit and BIG debts, and you’re looking for answers. I’ve been where you are now, and I know the secret to getting out.
I’ve done everything you would expect to make money. Lottery tickets? I tried that. Books on [...]
Thanks to Keenan for this and this story of modern art being used as a torture device. Now it’s obvious to everyone but pretensions snobs that modern art is garbage, but it turns out that the Spanish nationalists actually used it to torture prisoners. If share my strong feelings about modern art, you [...]
A new SuperFan series is in progress….updates coming soon!
Update: Check out the latest issue!
Rest assured that the large number of empty beer bottles does NOT belong to me.
If a man does his best, what else is there?-- General George S. Patton
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