July 31st, 2002
David’s $500 Psychic Challenge!
To contribute to $1 Million Psychic Challenge, I hereby personally declare a prize of $500, out of my own funds, to anyone that can demostrate to me any sort of psycic, hypnotic, levitational, or any* other paranormal ability in a valid, repeatable scientfic experiment.
Hello, Miss Cleo? John Edwards? Uri Geller? Santa? Pope John Paul ? — I’m waiting
Feel free to spread the word…but I’m not expecting too many inquries…