Palestinian terrorists tried to recruit a 15-year-old as a suicide bomber, at one point locking him in a dark room, but also luring him with clothes, a cell phone and promises of paradise, his family said Tuesday.I get how a Muslim kid would be desperate for 72 virgins and booze, but whom does he plan to call when he�s dead? And is there a clothing shortage in paradise or what? If it weren�t full of beautiful naked people, I�d demand to go downstairs. The climate is worse, but the company is great.
(Just kidding � I don�t believe in silly notions of heaven or hell. Glory be to the Supreme God Thor, who welcomes brave various to the glorious hall of Valhalla in Asgard.)