March 30, 2004

Another teenage terrorist caught

Palestinian terrorists tried to recruit a 15-year-old as a suicide bomber, at one point locking him in a dark room, but also luring him with clothes, a cell phone and promises of paradise, his family said Tuesday.
I get how a Muslim kid would be desperate for 72 virgins and booze, but whom does he plan to call when he�s dead? And is there a clothing shortage in paradise or what? If it weren�t full of beautiful naked people, I�d demand to go downstairs. The climate is worse, but the company is great.

(Just kidding � I don�t believe in silly notions of heaven or hell. Glory be to the Supreme God Thor, who welcomes brave various to the glorious hall of Valhalla in Asgard.)


Written by David at March 30, 2004 03:21 PM | TrackBack
Comments
Post a comment









Remember personal info?


select text and click this button to format it as a quoteclick to make your selection of code formatted to be viewedafter decoding your code you can use this code to put it in a format different than the text around itclick to make your selection boldclick to make your selection italicclick to add a link