October 21, 2003

Mail Call

I got an email today from �HotSexyYellaFella31�:
...i am very interested. I am a 17/m/tx and I live very close to the area you live in....I am str8 but I wanna see what messing with a guy is like. If you need your dick sucked or a quick jack off email me or give me your phone number ASAP [email protected] -Of course I would be looking for the same, but i am a reasonable person so just try it out wit me.
For some freakish reason I have gotten at least a dozen of such emails from various �str8� men. Normally I just delete them, but I�m going to make an example out of this �kid.� A few points:
  • If you are propositioning random men for gay sex, you may be �str8� but are definitely not straight.
  • My website states quite clearly that I am interested exclusively in the female sex.
  • In case you missed that, it states even more clearly that I am a 23 year old graduate student, which is probably a good sign that I won�t be picking up any �confused� 17-year olds anytime soon.
  • If �HotSexyYellaFella31� is indeed 17, then he probably needs a good grounding and a psychiatrist. I suspect however that he is an adult looking for vulnerable minors, in which case he probably needs a cop.
  • I don�t care if you the Olson twins and you just turned 18, I absolutely refuse to talk to anyone who thinks that �wit� �u� and �r� are legitimate words.
  • Parents, please check your kid's email.

Written by David at October 21, 2003 01:33 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Keenan really shouldn't be so sloppy with his writing.

(Just kidding Keenan)

Posted by: at October 21, 2003 02:36 PM
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