September 01, 2003

Not satisfied with forcing flush-twice (or thrice, if you�re in CA) toilets on unsuspecting Americans and creating numerous toilet smuggling outfits along our borders, enviro-wackos are pushing the �dry flush� variety to developing countries . These monstrosities start around $2000 and closely resemble the unsanitary, disease-ridden, unheated, and putrid outhouses our ancestors had to use before the invention of flush toilets. The new variety �improves� on that design by forcing you to regularly empty the toilet -- presumably on your crops. After all, we wouldn�t want to deprive ringworms and other assorted parasites of their �right� to continue infecting us.
(Props to Tim for the link.)


Written by David at September 1, 2003 10:18 PM | TrackBack
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Hey, where is the: "Tim sent me this link" props?

Posted by: Tim Swanson at September 2, 2003 04:12 AM
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