Whenever I get frustrated with Christians, it's time to pull out the invisible pink elephant. It's almost as effective as the "step out in front of an oncoming semi and pray/wish/pretend that it goes away" line.
There is an invisible pink elephant floating in my room. You can't see, hear, feel, smell, or touch it, but I can. I know he is real because I found this old book the other day that talks about him, and last night I had a dream where he spoke to me!
All hail the magical, invisible pink elephant!
What?? You don�t believe me!? Well, you just try and prove that he doesn't exist!
P.S.: The elephant is finicky and gets very mad at non-believers. He likes to hide their keys, socks and loose change. But you'll never know that it was him who did it until you start believing in him.
P.P.S: Actually, you believe in the elephant already � everybody does. But there�s a wicked little invisible purple unicorn that puts mean thoughts into your head that the magical invisible pink elephant doesn�t exist. If you ever have any doubts about existence of the pink elephant, it�s the invisible purple unicorn that�s putting them into your head.
P.P.P.S. Did I say the pink elephant likes to hide your loose change? Sorry � it�s actually the mean purple unicorn that made me think that � he�s the one responsible for all the bad things I do.
Down with the mean, invisible purple unicorn!
Yes! I've started the First United True Church of the Later-Day Pink Elephant, join now or burn in hell.
Woe unto ye, thou shalt not taketh my changeth without askingeth me-eth.
Amen.
Posted by: Tim Swanson at August 16, 2003 12:02 PMhttp://www.geocities.com/Athens/Sparta/1019/Thorn2.html
Posted by: Mike at August 17, 2003 09:15 PM