David Veksler: Support Technician
Objectives: To secure a position in the lucrative and rewarding field of technical support. To give me the opportunity to enrich my own skills while being rewarded with the satisfaction of those whom I have bestowed my wisdom upon.

Education:
M.I.T. (Miami Institute of Taxidermy - Miami, FL)  Magna cum Laude (ranked 2nd in a class of 5)
Gilbert Lowell School for the Gifted
Dwight D. Eisenhower Elementary School  (I got an A in art, but failed phys ed)

Work Experience:
Sept 1989-June 1990 : Babbages, Sales Associate *fired*
July 1990-Aug 1990 : Compuserve, Support Rep *fired*
Aug 1990-Oct 1993 : America Online (AOL), Personal Helper *fired*
Nov 1993-Feb 1994: Grandpa's Lap, Exotic Dancer
May 1994-May 1994: KFC, Chicken Frier *quit*
May 1994-May 1994: Microtex, Tech Support *fired*
May 1994-May 1994: TeknoMicro, Tech Support *fired*
May 1994-June 1994: TeqnoTek Technologies, Tech Support *fired*
June 1994-Jan 2001: Microsoft, janitor *arrested, charges dropped*
Jan 2001-Present: TAMU Library, Supervising Technical Support Engineer

Technical Skills:
I have owned, operated, and been intimate with computers since I was a young boy. I cut my teeth on a Kaypro 8088, I was around for the birth of the Internet (at 1200 baud), and today I bathe in the glow that Linus Torvalds *and George Lucas* give off. In fact, I have been told on a number of occasions that I am more suited to a life with computers than with living, breathing humans.
I am fluent in Klingon, and familiar with all the Lucas Arts games *Even Star Wars Demolition and Force Commander, despite how severely they sucked*.  I use Mac, Microsoft, and Linux operating systems, run my own webserver and FTP, and on weekends, I host an Everquest campaign based on the life of Sally Field. I am an expert defragger, and run scandisk sometimes twice a day.

Interpersonal Skills
None to speak of.

Certifications:
WNBA
NAACP
LSAT
MMMBOP
ATS/DRC
References:
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