Archive for 3/30/2004

Another teenage terrorist caught

Mar 30th

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Palestinian terrorists tried to recruit a 15-year-old as a suicide bomber, at one point locking him in a dark room, but also luring him with clothes, a cell phone and promises of paradise, his family said Tuesday.

I get how a Muslim kid would be desperate for 72 virgins and booze, but whom does he plan to call when he’s dead? And is there a clothing shortage in paradise or what? If it weren’t full of beautiful naked people, I’d demand to go downstairs. The climate is worse, but the company is great.

(Just kidding – I don’t believe in silly notions of heaven or hell. Glory be to the Supreme God Thor, who welcomes brave various to the glorious hall of Valhalla in Asgard.)

“Your Attention Please”

Mar 30th

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I think this is my favorite Cox & Forkum cartoon yet:
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You can read my commentary here.

New Toy

Mar 30th

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The Swiss Army knife for the 21st century:
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(Found here.)