Sheryl Crow says "No TP for you!"

Famed singer Sheryl Crow has come up with the cure to “global warming”:

I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don’t want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. [Emp mine]

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  2. Dare we call her “The TP Nazi”? ;o)

    You might like my blogpost on her.

  3. Wow, what a nut! I have a post about Global Warming on my blog check it out.

    I love the layout of this site its clean and simple.

    Could we link swap?

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