By Francisco Rangel
Famous movie characters weren’t always comedians, knights or scary little
kids. They were pizza delivery guys, garbage collectors and even tech support.
Jerry Seinfeld from Seinfeld
I bought a 256MB DIMM from your company last week….
Seinfeld: Did it come in a bag? One of those bags that look like airplane
Customer: Um, if you’re referring to the anti-static bag, then…
Seinfeld: What’s the deal with airplane peanuts?
Customer: Look, I just need help installing the DIMM.
Seinfeld: Why do they call it a DIMM? Are the people who created it not
Sir Bedevere from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
I bought a CD and I want to burn it, but I don’t know if it’s
Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether it is copy-protected.
Customer: Are there? Tell me!
Bedevere: Now, what do you do with CDs?
Customer: Burn them!
Bedevere: What do you burn apart from CDs?
Customer: More CDs!
Bedevere: Right. So, why do CDs burn?
Customer: Because they’re made of wood?
Bedevere: Exactly. And wood floats in water. So logically…
Customer: If the CD floats in water… It won’t be copy-protected… and
I will be able to burn it!
Customer: Thanks! *click*
Cole Sear (the little kid) from The Sixth Sense
Hi, is this where they help you with broken computers parts.
Cole: Yes. I see dead computers.
Customer: Well, I can’t get any sound from my computer.
Cole: I see. Dead speakers?
Customer: No, my speakers are working fine. The little light is on.
Cole: Sometimes speakers lights are on like regular speakers. They don’t
know they’re dead.
Customer: Oh, wait. The volume was turned down. Never mind. *click*